Thursday, July 24, 2008
Smells of the SEA.Sucide case1: will drinking 700ml of water cause you to die? christ answer: NOPE! just a light-headed feeling and
the constant im-on-the-urge-of-puking kinda feeling only.
Sri told me i need at least
8 litres of water a day to make me die.
WOW. i didn't know that...
i bet my parents will notice lorr, looking at the water bills of the house rise like madness.
if i drink like 2litres a day while im showering, i shower 3times a day.
the the other two litres while im having my meals to make it less obvious.
I bet i'll look like a bloated _____ and people would be thinking... Breakfast, looking like a guppy.
first shower, come out like a goldfish. 
after lunch, nabeh koi-fish liao le. 
after another shower, WTF pufferfish!
after dinner, ZOMG SEAL. 
AFTER THE LAST SHOWER, WAHHHH SIAO WHALE ARH!!!
o.o; "wah. Christ suddenely gain so much weight sia."LIKE LOSERISHLY FAT LIKE THAT.
till my friends cant even recognise me,
i'll be wearing
stretchy pants like those of
"the hulk".PIG SWOLLEN FACE, LIMBS AND EVERYTHING ELSE!Water retention is bad, not to say
U-G-L-Y.what if i never die!! i'll remain like that forever.. GOODNESS..NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
okay i'm off to do RJ...listening to: Natasha bedingfield - Pocketful of sunshine.
LALALA~~
leaving behind a beautiful chaos... 8:14 PM.
