Friday, April 4, 2008
GOD, WHY DO I HAVE SUCH FRIENDS AND WHY AM I LIKE THAT?why am i complaining, don't believe that im serious?
check this out;
YESTERDAY NIGHT.we all want teh peng..
so lala and i went to buy.uncle: "yes, what drinks do you want?"
lala: "2 teh terik"
walking behind her,
christ: "3!"
the uncle stared at us.
uncle: -points at me- "you 3."
-points at lala- "you 2"
-points at zinc- "you 1"
Me and lala : "NONO!"
Then the drinks came. 3 teh terik.christ: "lala, i want teh peng."
lala: "this is teh terik."
christ: "yea i know."
zinc: "i want teh peng also!"
i still dunno if lala realised what she did.
-slaps forehead-AND who would do this;lala: "i want one onion gosong prata!"
christ: "huh. gosong? you mean they put egg into a onion prata?"
lala: "one onion prata."
christ: "chey."
watching lala eat her prata...
i found it weird...christ: "you ordered a onion prata right?"
lala: "yea, why?"
christ: "then why are you removing the onion from the prata?"
lala: "well, i don't eat onion and I'm accidentially eating some. yuck."
christ: "THEN WHY DID YOU ORDER A ONION PRATA!"
while eating the indian rojak...we left two peices of potato.
zinc kept dividing the potato into equal peices
and was forcing us to eat them up.2 became, 6peices,
6 as about to become 18 peices.
lala;"zinc stop cuting the potatoes! i cant finish so many peices."
zinc: "you blonde, 3 peices and 6 peices are still the same!"
lala: "oh yeah hor."
if you think zinc is normal thats where your wrong.
this explains everything..
zinc: *recites some chinese phrase/poem* really fast.
lala: "i didn't know you became a monk!"
christ: "haha. nian jing!!"
zinc stares blankly ahead.
after 4-5 seconds passed.
zinc; "HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!! ohh. monk. nian jing!"
lala and me stared at her, then at each other...
o.O??
GAWD. we didn't know she's so slow!
i seriously think if we told her a joke today.
she would probably laugh at it tomorrow. gawd..later on...drinking milk.i opened a packet and took a sip.
i got a shock and dropped the milk on the table.
lala and zinc: "whats wrong?"
i turn the packet around and stare at the label.
then breathed a sigh of relieve.
christ: "no la, i forgotten i took a banana flavoured milk."
eating yoghurt..
lala: "the yoghurt is nice but it's siap siap."
christ: "what's siap siap?"
lala: "hmm.. siap siap is.. *smack lips together.* smk smk. like that."
christ: "Huh!? so it's a sound?"
lala: "no! its.. *smack lips together again.*"
christ: "WTF. whats a siap siap!"
AHHH. that was just a night of supper!
now you know why we are forever entertained.
THIS MORNING.i'm so fucking tired.
my already all so tiny eyes are like slits.
my stomach has a fucking knot inside.
i have migraine.
and according to my mum, i have a fever.had to crawl my way to meet mel at amk.
i didnt study, i deserted the book halfway...i think i totally deserve to fail my BT.
and i did just that.tsk.
poor melissa, she studied and she still failed.
RETAKING. NEXT WED.!
RAWR.JOKE.JOKE.JOKE.which one is the funniest?
the first of course.! the rest are just merely repeatance.
In this case. NOT. its the last.! below is kind of a inside joke. special thanks, to joei's brilliant blog for inspiration.her "bob stole my cookie."
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WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay. i gotta head out again.
ciao.
leaving behind a beautiful chaos... 5:08 PM.
