Friday, March 21, 2008
BLONDE JOKES.!under the request of zinc..HAVE A GOOD LAUGH PEOPLE...A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking pass says;
"oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies; "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds; "That's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head;
"Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
HAHAHAAAAA.A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering,
the assistant asked her;"would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces.?"
Her reply was; "6 please! i can never finish 12 pieces."
just as i thought they we getting smarter.3 blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenely broke down.
They tried using their cell phones to get help, but there was no reception.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight,
one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply
and begin to yell loudly
"Together, together, together."
MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE!once there was 2 blondes that went on a road trip,their final destination was disneyland.then they came across a road sign; its states; "DISNEYLAND left"and they turned around and drove back home.okay, enough about BLONDES. HOW ABOUT PICK UP LINES?melissa, felicia and i were discussing about
the
different type of pickup lines that we had heard before.
Felicia was like, hear this;guy; "hey felicia, i'm hurting all over."
felicia; "why is that so, you fell?"
guy; "yea, i did fell. i fell hard, for you."
My turn, it was so bloody cheesy;some guy;"woah christ, hey do you have a fever?"
me; "hmmm.. like no.!"
some guy; "opps sorry, because you look really hot from over here."
melissa was busy convincing us that she had the worst experience ever.!i didn't believe her.. till...guy; "hey mel. i'm so overwhelmed by you."
melissa said; "why?"
guy; "because my love for you is like diarrhoea, i just can't hold it in."
GAWD. -SLAPS FOREHEAD-
that guy can totally kill himself.!lucky, mel being mel, she just smiled and make chitchat.
chey.! I would totally roll eyeballs and walk away.
i shall get back to painting...
leaving behind a beautiful chaos... 2:26 PM.
